Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Monday, September 22, 2008

Best Flip Flops Ever

I should do a commercial for these Rainbow flip flops. The pair on the left lasted almost three years. And I wear my clothes hard. Of course the worst thing is realizing what the hell I was thinking when I bought that sissy ass tan pair in the beginning. Did I really like that color or did I know I could wear them into a hard-living, masculine sandal? I'll keep you updated on the progress of breaking them in. I think I'm going to eat a lot of beets tomorrow and stick my finger down my throat and projectile vomit all over them. There's something about beet throw up that I think will be a great liquid for breaking in flip flops. 

1 comment:

CMessina said...

Im impressed by your perseverance. Most wouldn't wait for the sole to wear through. and couldn't agree more with the sissy tan color, although with time and nurturing, they too can look poopy brown.