Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Tuesday, September 23, 2008

David Blaine

What the fuck is with this guy? I saw some TV show a while back where he was doing magic and levitating and it was cool as hell. Then he decides that doing random shit for extended periods of time is a great career move. He sits in ice, is buried alive under a sidewalk...I mean, aside for not having claustrophobia, what's the big deal?
Now, he is hanging upside down...what's next? Bouncing up and down on a see-saw for 48 hours? I guess this must be lucrative for the jack-off TV producers paying for this fiasco but if they wanted me to stand in Times Square with my thumb up my ass for 2 straight days, the struggler knows where to find me. 

-Post sent in by Dr. Gorgeous

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