Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Monday, September 22, 2008

How To Get Served Underage

As much as the law enforces ID's a sure fire way to get into bars is with somebody elses ID who's 21 who looks remotely like you. Try and stay away from bars where there's bouncers outside. Last but not least, don't go up to the bar and say, "What's you strongest drink?" or, "I'll have a Long Island Ice Tea." The srongest drink is a pitcher of 151 Proof Bacardi Rum. Unless of course the bar sells Moonshine. 

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