Old Men

A girlfriend of mine recently got yelled at by an old man who told her to stop talking on her cell phone. He then spit on her and called her the infamous "C" word. She responded by spitting back but could only muster enough spit to get a little white foam on his arm. So she threw her cup of coffee on him. 

Listen...If your old you can get away with a lot. Once I turn 70 (if) I plan on taking all of the mirrors off of my car and just driving but there's a time and a place for everything. If you want to play dumb and cut in line or bump into me walking that's fine. 

No need to be yelling and spitting. With kids today who knows what will happen if they yell at the wrong person. I guess I fall into "kids today" as well since I would be planning an aggressive revenge on the Old-Bastard. I would befriend him for approximately two years. Then I would upper-deck his toilet. I can't reiterate enough what a great revenge the upper-deck is. It takes time and patience. 

I'm currently engaged to a girl from high-school who called me immature 15 years ago. Just so I can get married, move in with her and poop in the top part of her toilet and then leave never to be seen again.