Revenge: The Upper Deck

I feel like not enough people know about this. You want revenge on someone. Upper deck their toilet. Take a shit in the top part of the toilet. It will reek for weeks before somebody notices. That's it. If it's a co-worker at work don't just poop on their chair. Try and get an invite to their house and upper deck their toilet. It's so easy! I'll let you in on a little secret. The real thrill is devising a way to get into their house to use their toilet.