I was texting someone while driving and apparently I must have been going below the speed limit because this "Smart Car" passed me and the guy driving (which is funny in itself) flicked me off. It might have been the worst moment of my life. I had to go home and watch porn, lift weights, listen to AC/DC and eat a raw steak to get my masculinity back. Not at the same time though. I would have pulled a hammy.
Monday, September 29, 2008
The Smart Car
I was texting someone while driving and apparently I must have been going below the speed limit because this "Smart Car" passed me and the guy driving (which is funny in itself) flicked me off. It might have been the worst moment of my life. I had to go home and watch porn, lift weights, listen to AC/DC and eat a raw steak to get my masculinity back. Not at the same time though. I would have pulled a hammy.
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