Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Monday, September 29, 2008

Uncle Sam

Uncle Sam is an icon for the United States Military for as long as I can remember. They might want to update this guy's clothes though. If this guy came up to me on the street and asked me to join the military I'd be scared shitless. Look at that goatee. His clothes must smell like ass too. He kind of looks like a guy I bought ecstasy off of at a Widespread Panic concert in 2000. Although I didn't get the guy's name or his history something tells me he wasn't much of a military man. 

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