Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

AIG Spends Money On Spa Treatments After Billions In Federal Bailout

Seriously AIG? Talk about terrible timing. What a bunch of jack-asses. 
This is like a move I did in high-school. Borrowing money from my mother to get my car fixed and then waking up the next morning to my mother tapping me on the couch asking where I got that tattoo on my leg. 
Unlike AIG I went in this grandiose lie that kept me going for the next couple of days, but like AIG I got caught. Since then I've learned to find other techniques to cover up my tracks. Maybe they have a job opening over there for me. I could put some spunk into that company. Teach those nerds a thing or two on how to get away with spending money frivoluosly. One thing they should have learned....hookers only take cash.  

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