Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Monday, October 20, 2008

Booze Waters Down Your Mind And Leads To Long Term Loss Of Brain Volume

A new study says that booze and brain loss go hand in hand. Who gives a fuck? This is just a waste of time and money for scientists. We get it. Drinking is not good for you. It's not going to stop anyone. They should do a new study saying, "Just revealed, boys in college have absolutely no confidence and can't talk to girls or last more than a minute in bed without booze." 
When anyone says something regarding brain loss from drinking I just say Hemmingway was a drunk and he was a brilliant writer. I even have a couple of books in my bookshelf. Don't ask me if I read them, I said I have a couple of his books. 

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