Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

I Can't Even Take Care Of Plants

I recently made a big change in my life and bought six plants for my apartment. When I got each plant I asked the plantiologist if these were easy plants to take care of. He told me that all of them live long if you water them once a week. 
So I've been doing just like he says but all their limbs are falling off and making me feel like a terrible dad. Did you know that you can actually water a plant too much and they can drown. What the fuck?
Apparently every plant comes with something that tells you how to take care of them. It's a little plastic piece in the dirt. I obviously threw that out. We'll see who the strongest plant is. I'm going to stop watering them all. Make it a challenge. Poor guys. 

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