Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Monday, October 20, 2008

I'm Getting Too Old To Wait In Lines

It's not like I've ever loved waiting in lines but recently it's eating me up. It's not so much the lines as the people who are taking a half an hour doing God knows what. Whether it's checking in for a flight or renting a car. What could possibly be taking so long? Is the person really complaining about the car that the rental car company picked out and wants a new one? I don't know what's going on but show a little consideration for other people waiting. 
And there's no way I'm waiting in a line to get into a bar or a club at my age. Especially if there's some twenty-two year old cunt looking at what I'm wearing to see if my clothes will be the appropriate dress code for the bar or club. I'm too fucking old and way too fucking sober to go through that bullshit. 

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