Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Monday, October 20, 2008

McDonalds has Turned Me Into Pavlov's Dog

I don't eat fast food much and when I do I walk into the joint and shake my head in disgust at all the fat people eating there. 
That being said, when I make a commitment and eat at McDonalds the moment I enter those doors I literally start to drool. It's disgusting. I then eat to the point where I feel like I am going to throw up because I feel like I am giving my body a treat. Obviously my body doesn't agree with me as I spend the rest of the day fighting a terrible fast food hang over. I then say I'm never going to eat there again and of course I do. I'm officially insane.
Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. 

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