Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Monday, October 6, 2008

Modern Day Pirates

Apparently there's been a surge in modern day pirating. What a great idea. I would like to get really old-school with the eye patch and parrot look. I hope these guys are aware that pillaging and plundering is part of the job. I wonder what kind of booze they drink? And the drugs. I bet you they love meth. Or maybe even ICE. I haven't heard much about that stuff in a while. Maybe the Pirates are bringing it back.
I need to look into this as a possible job opportunity. Didn't see any job postings on Monster.com. I'm sure their internet connection is probably just down or something. 

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