Please Forgive My Tardiness

I know you've been worried sick since I didn't do my weekly post on time but all is well. My power and cable went out on Friday night. Kind of a bitch. Got my power back on Saturday and the cable guy was supposed to come over between 12-5 on Saturday but never showed. 

Now I know I should have wireless but I don't. I actually write everything with a feathered pen on a piece of paper and get a pony express to deliver it to some nerd named Herman who knows how to post this crap that I write. I use the internet solely for porn. Hard core porn. Weird stuff. Chicks getting peed on and stuff like that. Needless to say I've been really stressed out. 

So I waited till Tuesday 9-12. Never showed. So I called. Apparently he was running late and when they run late they just cancel without calling. Luckily I called and they told me that he would be there in 15 minutes. I called them back every 15 minutes getting the same response till 4:30. When the guy finally came over he said, "You know you didn't have to hang around. We just need to fix something outside." 

I'm not going to get into it but if you're late just give me a call. Why is it that in our society when the cable's out there's just no way that there showing up on time? It's the same thing with Doctors. I've never been seen at the time of my appointment. I told my most recent Doctor that he beat the record and actually had me waiting for two hours. That's pretty impressive. 

I don't mind tardiness just let me know.  Wouldn't it be great to hear, "Hey dude it's the cable guy. I know I am supposed to be there between nine and noon but I feel awful from getting royally shit faced last night. I'm going to get some sleep, get something greasy to eat and be over at one. I promise."