I was on Youtube checking out all these clips about how crazy Scientology is. I then was listening to someone speaking about how crazy Tom Cruise is. Apparently he's a level 9 or something like that where Tom can actually move objects with his eyes. After hearing this guy ranting about it, I started ranting and yelling at my computer.
A second later something fell out of my closet and my closet door opened. It scared the hell out of me.
I shut my computer down and I went and bought twenty copies of Cocktail on DVD in hopes that Tom Cruise won't use his Witchcraft on me. Please forgive me Tom for doubting your cooky religion you crazy, gay bastard.
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Now WHY would high-level scientologist JOHN COALE abruptly switch support from the Clintons to SARAH PALIN and JOHN MCCAIN?? Of course, because Palin is a DE FACTO SCIENTOLOGIST by pledging her support to DOMINIONIST CHRISTIAN groups who are in cahoots with the CULT of Scientology via the CNP.
Coale's about-face is a perfect illustration of how his political choices have NOTHING to do with Democratic or Republican party ideals, but WHAT EACH CANDIDATE CAN DO FOR SCIENTOLOGY. We already know the Clintons are in bed with scientology, and so when Hillary lost her bid, Coale switched parties because Palin is connected to scientology and Obama is not.
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