Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Monday, October 6, 2008

Spencer Gets 100g's To Show Up At Clubs

Spencer Pratt, star of "The Hills" gets paid over 100 grand for appearances at clubs. People pay this buffoon to come to their club and be seen. Mind Boggling. I thought for a moment that I should be getting paid to go to bars and clubs because people always used to say, "Jesus Christ is here." However, I learned later that they were saying, "Jesus Christ...he's here." It's amazing what a word and a different tone can do to totally ruin your ego. Milk 'em for all they got Pratt...you cum rag. 

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