1) You can get away with murder in those places. Peeing in the side pocket of a pool table is just another Tuesday afternoon for the staff.2) I always feel so welcome. Looking back I'm sure that the patrons saw me a mile away and realized that if they were nice to this preppy, pussy boy who's wearing Carhartt's to try and fit in they'll probably be able to rustle a free drink out of me.
3) If you saddle up to a regular in the establishment you'll learn quickly that the conversation gets weird pretty fast. The only thing that can put the two of you on the same plane is booze. I can't begin to think how much time I wasted in some really creepy conversations. The creepiness coming from me in my inebriated state obviously.
4) It's cheap. For some reason I felt like I found the fucking Holy Grail when I discovered that a bar has canned beers for 2.50 a pop. I'd then probably try and go town mayor on the joint and give the tender a five every time so that it looked like I was a high roller.
5) They got tons of games. When you're in a dive bar you're probably not in there to get laid. You might get laid later on in the evening when you are ass wasted but it probably won't be with a women that you are going to keep in touch with. I think these owners realize that and when guys sit around they run out of conversation quickly once the topic of pussy has run out. So then you have the whole night to play pool, darts, golden tee, shuffle puck, buck-hunting and the list goes on. It's a great way to keep degenerates like me entertained.
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