Top Five Worst Places To Go On A First Date

1) A Movie: Seems innocent enough but it could go terrible. For example; If there's any type of romance in the movie or a sex scene it gets really awkward. You can get over that though. The worst thing is that if the girl asks questions in the movie or doesn't laugh at the things that you are laughing at. I can pretty much tell when I go to a movie with a girl if I'll ever hang out with her again. On a positive note. If it's a laugh out loud comedy she might be a snorter when she laughs so you can cut bate quickly. You can't be rolling around with a snorter on your arm.

2) A concert: Sure you might get tickets to a great concert and want to show some hotty how you roll with your great seats and all but be careful. A) You can't talk at all which is kind of weird. B) She might be a terrible dancer and you start to get laughed out. c) She might want you to dance. Some girls don't find the head bobbing sufficient. D) You might be a raging alcoholic and get into a fight with someone in the crowd or throw up on her (done both).

3) A Sporting Event: Again, on the surface it might seem like a good idea. Show her what a big shot you are. She might get scared though if you are really into the game and even offended because you are ignoring her. What's probably going to happen is that she's going to ask you a bunch of idiotic questions and you'll want to punch her in the boob.

4) A Museum or something out of your element: Unless you can get away with being an idiot (I do it quite well) and she likes that kind of guy, your going to come off as an idiot because you don't know anything. Or, you might come off as an asshole since you are not interested at all.

5) A party where you don't know anyone: A first date is way too premature to be meeting her friends. I of course go town mayor on the joint and they all love me (I say this to myself), but watch out for the dudes. If you're anything like me when a new guy comes in the mix he immediately needs to prove himself. I got plenty of guy friends, not looking for anymore. There's also the possibility that you might run into one of her exes or a guy that has a crush on her. Luckily for us every ex and every guy who liked a girl that we are with isn't as cool as us. Prove to the guy that you don't like him and that you will fight him if he would like too.