Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Monday, October 6, 2008

Tuxedos Pants-Play With Your Balls

I just found out that the holes in the pockets of your tuxedo are there for you to adjust your shirt. I thought they were there for you to adjust your sac. I would always request the tuxedo pants with easy sac access. I thought I had to pay more to get that. I'm working on a clothing line with easier sac access. However if I do that I need to invent some sort of way to drive without my hands. 

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