Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Monday, October 20, 2008

You Know You've Found The Right Women When...

You can actually say, "I need to take a poop." Probably the hardest thing in relationships is figuring out when your going to take a shit. You got to sneak into public restrooms and crank one out real quick so she doesn't expect anything. There comes a time though when you realize that you have to admit that you have to go to the bathroom and it might stink afterwards. It's a big step in the relationship. Some people feel it's when you say, "I love you." For me it's, "Honey...I really got to poop."

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