You can actually say, "I need to take a poop." Probably the hardest thing in relationships is figuring out when your going to take a shit. You got to sneak into public restrooms and crank one out real quick so she doesn't expect anything. There comes a time though when you realize that you have to admit that you have to go to the bathroom and it might stink afterwards. It's a big step in the relationship. Some people feel it's when you say, "I love you." For me it's, "Honey...I really got to poop."
Monday, October 20, 2008
You Know You've Found The Right Women When...
You can actually say, "I need to take a poop." Probably the hardest thing in relationships is figuring out when your going to take a shit. You got to sneak into public restrooms and crank one out real quick so she doesn't expect anything. There comes a time though when you realize that you have to admit that you have to go to the bathroom and it might stink afterwards. It's a big step in the relationship. Some people feel it's when you say, "I love you." For me it's, "Honey...I really got to poop."
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