Getting Caught Looking At The Personals In The Back Of The Newspaper

I find myself sometimes perusing the back certain newspapers and looking at the personals in the adult entertainment section. It's not that I would have ever worry about getting caught reading them. I  could care less. I've been known to read a porno on a plane to see the reactions...I've been known to do a lot of things though. 

The thing that gets me is that there's some pretty twisted stuff back there. Chicks with dicks, Asian women who will beat you. Not dominatrix, just straight up beatings. 

So imagine one day that you say to yourself, "I think I'm going to make a call and see if this Asian woman with a penis has some time in her schedule to beat me." Now, imagine going over and getting arrested. There's no way these things are safe. Safe of course is just meeting a hooker on the street and going home with her. Forget Elliot Spitzer. He just got caught hooking. How much would it suck to have some twisted fetish and you get arrested for it. Then you had to explain to your wife, girlfriend, friends, mistress with a penis about your recent "situation." 

I just think it's interesting. Be safe with your fetishes is all that I hope for. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take a shower and shove a shampoo bottle up my ass. Now that's safe.