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Monday, November 17, 2008

MGD Just Made The List

What a travesty. Miller Genuine Draft coming up with a lower calorie beer. You drink these pussy beers you're liable to grow tits. Here's a hint, if you're fat, don't drink beer you idiot. 
I am really angry at Miller for doing this. If they put a low calorie high life beer out there I will cry. The Champagne of Beers must remain untouched. That stuff tasted God Awful. Brings back some great memories. I think a real test of man hood is trying to drink a high life in the morning with a hang over. Hurts so good! 
I might use this piss 64 calorie beer to brush my teeth. That's about it though. 

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