Paris Hilton- Where to Begin

I don't know what I want to say about this wonderful woman. I just saw that recently she split from her tattooed boyfriend of nine months. He's in that band Good Charlotte. I didn't do the research to find out the hard on's name. 

Granted, she's attracted but once she opens up that mouth dear Lord, I want to punch her. Not in the face, just a nice jab to the gut. She will not go away and I don't think she ever will. 

I can't think of anything to write about her but I want to make it clear that I don't like her. I think she resonates awfulness and  I wish her nothing but an awful life. 

Who am I kidding, I LOVE YOU PARIS!!