Red Wine May Be The Cure For Cancer But Does Not Help Your Driving

This just in...Red Wine is good for fighting cancer, diabetes, obesity, alzheimer's and the list goes on. Well this certainly sounds intriguing. The question then arises. It this red wine stuff is good for then I assume that I must consume it from early morning to when I go to bed. Obviously if it's good for you I want to take advantage of it. Being the health nut that I am. 

But how I am supposed to get around? Do you think I could a doctors note for this? I of course am open to riding my bike, I could put a little vino in the water bottle but come noon I'll be way too sauced to ride my bike so I will then need to drive. I need to look into this. 

PS grape juice does the same thing. Don't tell anyone though.