Top 5 Ways To Be A Better Driver in LA

I've never seen such terrible drivers since I moved out to the Smog City. Just awful. Here are a couple things that you can do to improve your driving even if you don't live in LA.

1) Use a turn signal. It's not so hard. Just a quick move with your left hand. There might he some wrist and forearm that you have to use as well but you can do it.

2) If you pass the street that you wanted to turn on don't jam on your brakes and do a u-turn. I promise that you will be able to get back to that street. It's not going anywhere.

3) When driving on the highway the left lane is for people driving fast. If you are on your cell phone simply change lanes. 

4) If you are holding up traffic trying to make a left hand turn where there is no light, here's an idea, turn right and then turn into a street where there is a light for you. 

5) If you're an old, Asian, women you should not be on the road. I said it. All licenses revoked for Asian women when they turn 50.