Alec Greven (9 years old) published a book on "how to talk to girls." Some of his tips are...
1) Girls win most of the arguments and have most of the power.
2) A crush is like a love disease. It can drive you mad.
3) Girls always like the smartest boys.
Not bad advice. That being said, I'm not taking advice from a nine-year old with a baby-dick. If I could go back in time. I'd steal money out of my mom's purse before school and buy all the chicks chocolate milk's at lunch. In return I would ask them if I could squeeze their boob near my locker between classes. Oh wait...I did all that.
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