What the fuck is with baseball players and all the extended version, patty-cake handshakes they do nowadays? I'm no baseball fanatic but it seems as though every time some illegal hits a ground ball, he returns to the dugout to a myriad of chest bumps-ass slaps and, inevitably, some 10 second quasi-line dancing ritual where he and some other illiterate ass wipe nearly bang each other. Are they really that bored that they can spend their days coming with this shit? Shouldn't they be practicing? Or helping their shit hole homeland avoid a flu epidemic? Maybe they are just so happy that these team owners have them more money that most people will ever see to be a backup 2nd baseman on the fucking Cubs.
Do us all a favor and just say 'nice job' or, if you feel the homo-erotic need to touch another sweaty man, shake his god damn hand.
-Post send in by Dr. Gorgeous
(Dr. Gorgeous really took it up a notch on both the racist and homophobic tip on this one. Well played.)
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