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Thursday, January 1, 2009

Cunt of the Year-Elizabeth Hasselback



I'm going to let you all in on something that I haven't told anyone and could question my credibility as a hetero-sexual male. I found myself in the latter stages before the election recording "The View." Now before you get all "what a fancy boy?" I was doing it only because of the idiotic ramblings of this cunt. Everyone on that show is terrible don't get me wrong. Woopi...she can go away now. I was done with her after "Jumping Jack Flash." But Hasselback...holy shit. I found  myself yelling at the TV on a daily basis. Every day she would report some fact that she found online making Palin sound good, or bashing Obama. It's okay if you are a Republican to admit that Palin destroyed your chances of winning. I like McCain. Old Man River no doubt but he's a good guy. 
Palin was definitely up for this award but I chose not to give to it her for one reason. There's a movie called Beautiful Girls and in that movie a character describes another character by saying something like,"he's like the retard that doesn't know he's retarded. Therefore he's content." That's Palin. She has no idea what a cunt she is and she's without hope. Hasselback on the other hand has to slowly realize that she's an idiot and more importantly not helping out the Republican party. Get your news from Page 6 and shut up about politics Liz. That's what I do.  

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