Death Metal Bands

I consider that I have a pretty good taste in music. Also, I think my taste spans from everything from Willie Nelson to Slayer. However, when does it get to the point where someone transcends over into the Death Metal Scene. Is it how you were raised, or how your dad beat you when you were growing up? If I have children I don't know what I am going to do if a) They come home with a CD of a death metal band. I mean check out some of these names

Acid Death

Alter of Death

Angel Corpse

Blood Stained Child

Cock and Ball Torture

Decrepit Birth

Manimal (I started busting out laughing when I read this one. I didn't know Gates had a band?) 

World Under Blood

Vomit Remnants

Jungle Rot

Salt The Wound

Rib Spreader

Goat Whore (my personal favorite) 

Or, god Forbid if they are so f'd in the end they decide to pursue a career in death metal. I mean look at this picture of this band. I guess you just beat your kid senseless and send him on his merry way. Now, before you get all freaked out I don't want to alarm anyone. The Death Metal Scene exists largely in Norway. I get down there from time to time to sow my oats.

But this is a warning. Watch out for this 'scene.' I'd much rather have my kid smelling like shit with dreadlocks going to a Widespread Panic show, then my kid coming home and chopping off my sac because he needs it for a prop for his show with his new band Anal Bleed later on that evening.