I completely stole this off of someone else's website right down to the pictures. I'd give them credit but I don't think they want their name associated with this crude human waste of a Website. So we'll see if he catches me. I have no problem duking it behind the middle-school. Assuming that if he's writing stuff like me he has a middle-school education much like me.
So the first look is this new manpris. Good lord! I hope this is just a West Coast thing and hasn't made it's way back East. If it has beat them good and hard. Apparently it's very Euro. Don't bring that shit into my country.
Next is the Gatsby Hat. Don't get this one unless you're trying to pretend you're a professor to get into some girls violet-covered panties. Don't forget the jacket with the elbow patches.
Then the Fauxhawk. This says, I'm too pussy to get a mohawk. Or, I want to look like I'm different but during the day I'm an accountant and can't get away with it at work. Hate those guys.
V Neck T-Shirts. I have no time for these. Tight V Neck T-Shirts deserve a beating. Barbwire tats? I think guys used to have these to represent that they were in jail or something. Pam Anderson kind of changed that one. I think it's code now for, 'I do steroids and I eat my chicken with the skin cut off.'
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