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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Mickey Rourke




Then there's this guy. If you haven't seen The Wrestler I recommend it. It's a pretty down movie but Rourke is good. He's really struggles in the movie. Much like his real life apparently. I'm just saying that because he looks so God Awful. You see Marisa Tomei's tattas too. She looks good, especially since she's old as fuck. 
What's the deal with all this hype about Rourke making this big comeback? I think he's a great actor but I don't remember him being out of the movie business. He's had a pretty steady career of bad movies in my opinion. Granted he was good in The Pope of Greenwich Village and Diner (especially the scene where he cuts a hole in the bottom of the popcorn and puts his D in it so the girl he is with grabs his Shwantz by mistake when she's going for the popcorn). If I did tha,t the woman grabbing it would have to eat the whole bag of popcorn since my piece would be sticking out like a nub at the very bottom. All I'm saying is that just because the guy looks like shit and has lived hard doesn't mean he's struggling for money or anything. Check out his list of movies www.imdb.com/name/nm0000620 . Trust me he's not struggling, except with his face. I'll tell you who's struggling. Cuba Goding Jr. That guy hasn't done shit since he won the Oscar and did that fancy boy dance on the stage to accept the accolade. Last time I saw him was when he played some gay dude on a cruise ship opposite Horatio Sanz. 

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