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Thursday, January 1, 2009

My Most Hated Rapper of 2008-P Diddy



This was tough. I've been doing a lot of ranting in 2008 about my loathing of Lil' Wayne. Not Little Wayne, Lil' Wayne. He likes to put in his name that he's just into annunciating words. Even if it's his name.  I loathe this bloddy, tampon rag of a human being. 
In December though my man P Diddy came up in the ranks. He not only did a commercial backing a new brand of Vodka called Ciroc. Great idea. "Hey, I think I'll make a new Vodka. That doesn't seem to be happening right now." Fucking marketing buffoons. I'd love to challenge Diddy to a drinking contest, but I can't because I don't drink anymore. It has nothing to do with Ciroc Vodka however. I would brush my teeth with that shit. It doesn't stop there though. He then released a new cologne named, 'I AM KING!' What a fucker. I get it, you're a douche and you love yourself. I bet you a lot of guys who wear, 'I am king' cologne also drink 'Ciroc' Vodka. Diddy's dead to me. 

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