Old Bag Won't Admit To Using The Internet While Ham Boned

A 44 year old woman reported that she was the fist to use the internet while asleep. The lady sent out an evite 'in her sleep' and supposedly invited friends over for Wine and Caviar. When people responded she had no idea that she sent out the invite. It's not called using the internet 'while aslep.' It's called using the internet while BLACKED OUT!