Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Ricardo Montalban Dies



That's a shame. I always like that name. Rolls right off the tongue. And he did roll with a midget named Tattoo on an island of Fantasy which is always cool. I got to get one of those. The midget, not the island. If I had an Island of Fantasy I'm sure the name would be changed to and Island of Extreme, Inappropriate, Behavior. "What's that sir? No, I'm pretty sure you requested the butt plug from Helga after check in." 
 Check out Montalban's pecs from Star Trek II. Getting his Khan wrath on. Don't call me a nerd (or gay)  because I saw Star Trek II. It was good. They put those creatures in your ear. Oh, the horror. 

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