Hurry the fuck up. I hope everyone realizes that it's now pretty much all for show that aiport security takes so long just so the fliers won't be nervous. Those people don't know what the fuck is going on. All of the bombers were caught because of inside tips. They were caught before they got to the gate. They weren't caught my Esmerelda, the heavy set security lady at Terminal 3. I bring a liter of water in my bag every time I fly and I haven't been caught once. I hate that Aqua Fina crap.
And if someone does bring a box cutter on a plane and threatens to hijack it, let's be honest. About twenty guys are going to get up and beat the royal piss out of him. I saw a drunk guy last year (wasn't me) who was giving a stewardess a hard time and three guys threatened him and he shut the fuck up. So, hurry the fuck up. I'm sick of waiting in these lines. Also, if you are a passenger going through one the lines take your shoes off. Flying sucks....it sucks I tell ya.
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