Oh My God! What a hard on. Can you believe what he did? Why's he got to be packing at a club?
"Let's see, I got my wallet, my jacket, my giant gold necklace. I think I'm ready to go out. Oh wait, I got to get my gun. We're going to a club. It should be a fun night but I might have to kill someone. It is Thursday so you never know. I hope I don't shoot myself in the leg though. That could be trouble considering I'm a professional football player and that would ruin my career. Also, because I am so well known if I do get caught carrying a gun and shooting it I could get into serious trouble ruining my life forever. I still better bring the gun. You never know."
What a great athlete for kids to look up too.
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