Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Artie Lange As Good As Dead


Stand up comedian Artie Lange who works on the Howard Stern is struggling with his many addictions. This time it was Heroin. Lange does everything but last month he threw Heroin into the repertoire. Imagine how down you must be to stick a needle in your arm. 
Who am I talk though having just gone through a recent addiction to cutting myself. I did it for the 'rush.' 
Lange told everyone he was going to go to Rehab but instead went to a spa and got a Colonic. He's back on Stern now and says he's doing fine but you never know. 
Why not just go to rehab. He obviously battles every addiction known to man. He also idolizes Belushi. That's not a good combo.
He should do what I do an idolize Woody Allen. I sit by computer wearing black framed glasses, spinning a dradel with a young-Asian women on my lap. It's much safer.  

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