Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Blow-Up Doll Party


A Florida man was arrested after he was spotted fondling and making out with two blow up dolls, while masturbating in a supermarket parking lot. 
Enough said. I love the fact that this man can't do this in the privacy of his own home. He has to take it to the next level 91/2 weeks style. He likes the rush of thinking he's going to get caught. Well played. 
He certainly one upped me on that one. It's never too late though. The only trouble I've gotten into at a grocery store is I got chased out by some bag boy for being caught huffing the whip cream in the dairy aisle. 

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