Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

ANNA NICOLE'S MINIONS ARE BEING PROSECUTED...


Years after this glutenous waste of human space OD'd, some of her entourage are being prosecuted for giving her drugs. 
Why are people being prosecuted for this? She could have always said no. She was a fucking mess and she died because of it. At the end of the day it was her fault. 
That being said, I'm going to press charges against this dealer who sold me bad X one time in NYC about eight years ago. I couldn't see the floors and was walking around like a one-legged Gazelle. I'll sue on the grounds of 'having no game.' Chicks have no time for a guy, Sweating profusely, walking around trying to convince that there was a BLACK-HOLE, in the middle of the dance floor. 

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