I didn't mean how were they cowboys? If you think at all like me you would have loved to have been a cowboy. Walk around in the same clothes smelling like shit, smoking butts and chewing tabacco. Maybe spend your days gun-slinging and drinking whiskey and spend your nights gambling and gun slinging and drinking whiskey. End the night with a nice shag from a dirty whore. Wake up in the morning in the bar that you were at the night before gambling. Somehow whatever place you were drinking and gambling at, always doubled as a whore house upstairs. Marketing geniuses. Maybe get a shave from the bartender and sit in one of those tubs out back and get 'cowboy clean' and then do it all over again.
I mean, how awesome would that be? You ever watch Deadwood? It's amazing!
What I don't get is how the hell did they stay hydrated? They were out in the hot sun all day shooting people and when they walked into the bar they always ordered a whiskey....and they usually ordered the bottle. I'm all about morning drinking, day-drinking, whatever but a glass of ice-water once in a while would probably hit the spot. Fuck man, just a cold beer. Every morning the only thing they could drink when they got up was piss-warm whiskey or that bath-tub water. Never once have I seen a cowboy in a movie with a glass of water which means they never drank water.
Much like most janitors at colleges in Boston are actually geniuses. They just need a heavily-bearded therapist to help them.
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