I hope everyone is feeling well. If you're hung over, I have something you should know...You're a ROOKIE. That's right. You're that person who rarely drinks and then goes out with his co-workers because work lets you off a little bit early and you crowd the bars and order your Guiness (which you hate but you drink anyway). You might do a CAR BOMB or two and then you black out. When you black out though, you don't black out like a true alcoholic. "What did I do last night?" "You fucked a whore in that alley, peed all over the bouncer, punched the bartender in the face and then stole his coke out of his pocket and snorted it off the floor." When you black-out you just get WEIRD. The next day at work people are talking about you behind your back. "You see Wayne from Accounting. Dude was fucked up. Falling all over the place drooling on himself" You don't get funny, you just get annoying and weird. Save the hangover next year and just stay in. You're a loser, you drink like a woman and your basically just a waste of space.
If you're offended by this because you're hung over but don't fall into this category don't you worry, I'm not talking to you. St. Patty's day is just another day for you guys it's just that ROOKIE DRINKERS get in your way.
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