I DON'T WANT POT LEGALIZED

I have no time for people pretending to walk around being burned out on POT. It's just fucking POT. It does nothing to you. 

One of my biggest pet peeves is meeting some doofus at a Phish show who can barely talk because he's smoked too much POT? What a fucking pussy. If you're burned out it better be from shooting METH in your arm for ten years straight. Don't give me that, "I've smoked pot every day for two years." Big fucking deal. 

So that's my reason. If it got legal it would be more people around 'pretending' to be burnt out because they think it's cool.

Remember that cunt with the hairy beaveski, and dread-locks that you met at the Dead show who smelled like Petuli oil and you made out with her because you were on X and were sick of licking your own hand. Then you see her after the show get into her dad's BMW and drive off. There's going to be a lot more of those people walking around if they do legalize it. 

I also don't need people driving around stoned to the bejesus all the time. All these shit-heels in LA have a hard enough time using their turn signal. 

And also the Jamaicans must be so sick of watching Americans pretending to be burned out.

I'm trying to pass a law to legalize Heroin. I can't get enough of the stuff.