THAT GUY

Where does this fucker get off acting tough? This is AJ from the Backstreet Boys. Say what you will that I even know his name but I RUE the day he was born. I heard him say, "It was too much for me.  I was drinking a pint a day of Jack Daniels. I had to go to rehab." 

I love that quote. There's a strong possibility that he might have been bullied in Rehab unless he exaggerated. Lord knows I did...

"I was raped by my two cats when I was six, when I was twelve I began sniffing high-liters and then shoving them up my ass. I began compulsively masturbating to the Snorks and developed an obsession with the ugly daughter on Mr. Belvedere. By thirteen I was knee-deep in MASOCHISM. I used to get caught spanking myself with the ruler. 

High-school was a bit easier. I had a love triangle with a trans-gender and the Junior Varsity Badminton Coach. Got caught regularly in band-class pooping in the TROMBONES." You understand where I was going...

Anyway, this guy's a fucking tool. Also, never trust a man with well-groomed facial hair...unless it's Sunny Crocket, or Chuck Norris obviously.