Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Thursday, May 14, 2009

Finger-Blasting


I kind if like when I was younger and had no idea how the Toit worked. Not that I know much more than I did when I first put my adolescent finger up a girl's 'coter,' but I liked it. 
And I thought I was good. I thought, 'Get as many fingers up there as you can and ram them in and out in a drilling-like motion' and that will make the girl love you.' I've since learned as most guys have that that might not be the best way to 'BLAST.'
It was fun though wasn't it? I'd be walking around telling everyone I got four-fingers up some girl's snatch. It took forever to find the hole too. All that hair and shit. I didn't know what was going on. I could be fingering her ass for all I know. 
I think I'm going to try and bring back the old-school 'Finger-Blast' and see the reaction. Wish me luck. 

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