Every time I fly I always think to myself, 'where do they find these people?' Referring to the help on the airplane. I'm always shocked at the hideousness of the stewardesses looks. Am I being superficial? Fuck yeah.
Most recently I was on a flight with a Stewardess who was pushing '70 and some other one who was weighing in at an easy deuce-and-a-half. The other two were Stewards. I actually get where these guys head's are. They literally go from city to city having hot, sweaty, man sex and then they get to leave. I would do that shit if I was gay. I'd really be whoring it up.
But I'm not (not that there is anything wrong with that), so I always hope that once, just once there could be a stewardess that I could fantasize about when I'm trying to sleep in my tiny little, airplane seat.
When you get down to it flying is really a great way to see how ugly this country is. Rarely have I ever flown on a flight with even an attractive passenger.
Maybe I need to just start traveling first-class although word is first-class is really code for, I'm way too fat to sit in that economy seat.
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