Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Thursday, May 14, 2009

Tyra Banks has a stalker


I don't know the details but I do know that Tyra Banks has a stalker and has to now go to court to face Tyra as she's appearing in court to testify against him.
This guy is fucking brilliant. He actually found a way to meet her in person. I hope he jumps for those cans in the court room. 

One time I got busted for a fake ID in college and when the cashier took it I tried to grab it out of her hands. When I appeared in court the cashier tried to tell the judge that I was trying to grab her breasts and she was going to sue me for sexual-harassment. The judge looked at this Rite Aid, cashier cunt and just laughed in her face and dropped the charge. 


I've been stalking her for almost thirteen years now. Hello Charmane. God I miss you. 

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