TROY or BLAINE you're going to grow up to be a dick. Unfortunately it's not 1986 anymore so you can't be the cool dick with the hot chick.
If your names is...
ZIEK you're never going to have a normal relationship with your parents .
If your name is...
LANCE you're going to be annoyingly stupid.
and if you're name is...
Otis you're going to be the coolest guy in the world. Imagine being able to say,"I'm going to hang out with my buddy Otis."
Unfortunately, you're never going to get that name past your wife, and she'll reluctantly let you name your dog Otis instead.
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