Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Saturday, June 20, 2009

Greeting Someone


I'm finding that my newest problem with greeting someone isn't the hand-shake or how I say hello, and if I use my last name or not. I simply can't get my first name out without mispronouncing or stuttering it.
From now on I'm going to do the middle-finger tickle in the handshake. That should offset the person so that they don't even want to know my real-name. That, or I'm getting rammed at the urinal in fifteen minutes.

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