Steam Room

You walk into a steam-room you...

a) do not attempt to strike up a conversation with me...especially if your buck-naked.

b) do not bring a razor in to shave the bottoms of your feet.

c) stand instead of sitting if you're predicting that it's going to be a tight fit if you attempt to sit down.

d) do not indulge in any hardcore, gay, butt-sex please...I know a guy who swears that he walked in on that. That would steer me away from going back to that particular facility.