Swine-Flu

Oh, how our country likes to be concerned with things...

"Did you hear about the swin-flu?" "Oh, I'm so concerned about the swine-flu."

I heard about and guess what, I'm not going to get it. I also eat food off the ground, eat-veggies without washing them and taste my meat raw.

And if you want to get really down and dirty, I've wiped my ass with my hand when I've ran out of toilet paper, I've peed my bed and NOT changed the sheets for quite some time, and I've eaten food that's been sitting out for days and look at me. I'm as fit as a fiddle..physically, not mentally.